i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
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go home
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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