i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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