ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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