So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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