U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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