the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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