Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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