Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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