Just mADE A PArabola og urine
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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