the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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