I don't think brook has ever known best
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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