Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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