YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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