I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
what day is it and did you see me today?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize