Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Houston, we have a blender
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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