thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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