hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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