i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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