i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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