we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
