I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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