my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i love accidental penises.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
True strength comes from lack of pants
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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