Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
