Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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