Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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