First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Is it penis luge time yet?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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