Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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