im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.