A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
i think i just lost a toe
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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