Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You pole danced in your parka.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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