Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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