whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
