no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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