please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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