last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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