No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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