you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Damn victory sex feels great
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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