She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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