alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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