Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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