We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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