OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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