I cockslap morals
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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