I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
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The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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