dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
The adults are the big ones right?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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