You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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