i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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