big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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