I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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