Where are you?
In a non slutty way
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
