Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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