so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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