I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Terrible idea I love it
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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